Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture
Another great reddit no sleep story.
This one will really shock you.
by reddit user invictus1988
JESUS BLOODY CHRIST
“get in the kitchen” jokes
barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????