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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

shutupshirley:

OH.

:(

(Source: tracey-hummel)

ourdrunkitchen:

I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via tyleroakley)

Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture

pribunny:

sixpenceee:

Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

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JESUS BLOODY CHRIST

(via sixpenceee)

catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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(Source: twinkwhisperer, via tr1angl3)

I
Am
So
Hungover

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via shutupshirley)