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bettablogging:

lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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Welcome to the fish community, where everyone thinks animal cruelty is okay if it can’t whimper and your love and dedication don’t matter!

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via havegreatadventures)

amyogers:

heartbreaks:

does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

"Sit sit sit sit, Luna sit!"

(via twobigears)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via angerinyourbones)

bon-appeteats:

More pizza best friend pendants, this time  with pepperoni and veggie pizzas. Any other toppings you think  should try? :) #handmade #polymerclay #polymerclayfood #miniaturefood #foodjewelry #jewelry #necklaces #pizza #bestfriends #wip #umicon
wherehorsesmeetdogs:

I can’t deal with this fucking dog and his expressions bahahaha

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via angerinyourbones)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via tyleroakley)

the-sharpie-klepto:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko, via shutupshirley)